8/25 ...this normal of which you speak...
I used to ride home from college with my friend Becca. She had a red Chevy Cavalier named Joan. Or Judy. One of those. The drive from...
8/21
“It’s the day of the show ya’ll” -Waiting for Guffman So unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that today was the day that...
8/19
8:32am I took an Ativan at like 6pm last night so I’ve been passed out for the past 13 hours. My parents will be here at like 10:30am to...
8/16
Netflix has made me hate waiting. I’m now used to knowing what happens immediately. The idea of waiting a week to find out what happens...
8/14
I’ve never been blackmailed, but I imagine the feeling is similar to having cancer in your lymph nodes. The cancer is just hanging out...
8/10
On June 11, 1997, Michael Jordan scored 38 points, had seven rebounds, five assists, and three steals in game five of the NBA finals....
8/7
This past New Years Day, Jaimie and I drove up to Brasstown, a little resort tucked away in the North Georgia mountains. They had this...
8/4
“You trying to relax is the most stressful thing in the world.” This is what Jaimie said to me yesterday as I was trying to do nothing....
8/2
We went into Anthropologie yesterday. That's a weird name for a store. Like are they telling us that 2000 years ago clothes and flatware...
8/1
I think I’ve figured out why there’s not a Make a Wish Foundation for adults. Because we would have the most boring requests. Kids are...
