Netflix has made me hate waiting. I’m now used to knowing what happens immediately. The idea of waiting a week to find out what happens...

I’ve never been blackmailed, but I imagine the feeling is similar to having cancer in your lymph nodes. The cancer is just hanging out...

On June 11, 1997, Michael Jordan scored 38 points, had seven rebounds, five assists, and three steals in game five of the NBA finals....

This past New Years Day, Jaimie and I drove up to Brasstown, a little resort tucked away in the North Georgia mountains. They had this...

“You trying to relax is the most stressful thing in the world.” This is what Jaimie said to me yesterday as I was trying to do nothing....

We went into Anthropologie yesterday. That's a weird name for a store. Like are they telling us that 2000 years ago clothes and flatware...

I think I’ve figured out why there’s not a Make a Wish Foundation for adults. Because we would have the most boring requests. Kids are...

There was really loud music playing outside my apartment last night. Like really loud. On a Sunday. What were they doing? Celebrating the...

There are some things I don’t want to do this year. Call them birthday resolutions: I don’t want to say I’m older than I am. Like around...

My birthday is this week. I think it’s weird that we are the ones who get celebrated on our birthdays, when our mothers did all the work....